Me and My Mojo

Mojo's a small puppy from the S.P.C.A. He's a very good dog. He is always in a good mood. And he always wants to play and to sniff and lick things. Because he's canine, he exhibits his emotional mindset by way of smell. If he's standing near any other dog, the other dog will start jumping around and carrying on. And he knows how to get women. He has that look. And he has a way of still looking attractive when he falls on his back and exposes his privates. In fact, such gestures make women pet him even more. Mojo is at a cute age. He might grow up big, but right now he reminds me a lot of Dorothy's Toto, except with more attitude. Still, I thought Toto was a pretty cute dog. Mojo has to learn about leashes and civilization now. I had him tied to a post for a few minutes and I don't think he was ever aware of it. But he's just a wee pup, so at least it's easy to hold him back. Mojo's my friend. I love Mojo. And if you don't like him, I hope your house burns down with you inside.
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