Remains to Be Seen

You know what's funny about the Book of Job is how they make a big deal and expand everything out of the question of why bad things happen to good people. There's nothing to expand on there. It's because there's no justice! Simple. One liner, really. Don't let your teachers tell you otherwise. And as long as we're talking scripture, let me explain resurrections for you. They're what happen to pesky troublemakers who are not killed thoroughly enough. If you really want to avoid a resurrection, you can't just crucify the guy. You have to drive over his corpse with a battering ram afterwards and let the storks peck away at the flattened remains until there's simply nothing left to resurrect. Maybe a light a match after that, just to be 100%. Then let his followers come back and say they just talked to him! No one would believe them in a million years!
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