Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Stud Alert

You teen heart throbs and idols might do fine with flesh-and-blood women, but I am the king of imaginary women. You guys should see how I operate in my dreams.

I hardly ever want to wake up any more. I'm always surrounded by the most pleasant company. And they do whatever I say. Nothing I command them is distasteful to them.

I'm such a stud in my dreams, I don't have to say anything. I only have to look at them and they throw themselves at my feet.

And when some of the more experienced ones are with me, they can't help shouting out things like, 'Oh, you're better than Justin and better than Ashton and better than Dustin...'

It's true. (It's true that they said that in my dreams.).

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